Taken Out of Context...

These are random snippets I've collected from out there on the great Interwebs...

ELEPHANTMAN!!! BITCHES!!! - November 24, 2009 2:28 PM Sorry guys I'm white but I know black guys have the biggest COCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Yes I live in San Farancisco BUT I AM NOT GAY!!!! Not that theres anthing wrong that!! BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not only did he bring a new standard of showmanship and energy to his genre, he managed to do it without terrifying honkies in the process.

Thus they wind up with their belt somewhere around Superman logo height. Why?

As with all great assholes, the taint of arrogance was right around the corner, under the ballsack of stupidity.

Fight as much as you want, but there's only one way that this can go, and each step leads to banging your head.

Before you brought Fluffer into your life, you were living large in a sweet penthouse apartment and drinking Cristal from the shoes of high class escorts

Nevertheless, because I am a professional (and because I now no longer have any arm hair) I kept using it.

Hell, a three to five percent solution probably feels kind of tingly and refreshing, like when you wash your sack in a bowl of ginger ale.

Odds are they won’t say anything, they’re just going to have that look on their face that says, “I know what it smells like about a foot inside of you and I’m not happy with that.

At worst, you have to move at exceptional speeds away from the incoming tide of your insides and let someone else know the situation has escalated beyond the scope of your expertise.

The show is made up of horny teen sluts half his age, but with combat-veteran vaginas that have witnessed the horrors of war.

I am very in tune with my spiritual core, so it’s important that you don’t scream when I’m having creatively violent sex with you.

Also, you sort of feel and smell like you might be sweating poop, somehow.

Look, I'm going to finish drinking this children's pool full of rye whiskey, and you're going to get 80 feet of high strength fishing line, then learn everything you can about the art of puppetry.

Even since the “incident” I am no longer allowed to dabble in “alternative botanicals” if you catch my drift.

After that, she released a sex tape of her wedding night that made the inventor of the camcorder say, "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

Hey, nothing says "Happy Holidays" like dick from both ends.