Literally...

From: David
To: Alexis
Subject: Could you clear something up for me?

…is that Elton John song, “Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer” or Hold My Clothespins Tony Danza”?

From: Alexis
To: David
Subject: RE: Could you clear something up for me?

I’ve often wondered the same thing. also, is the line in Purple Haze “excuse me while I kiss the sky” or “excuse me while I kiss this guy”?

From: David
To: Alexis
Subject: RE: Could you clear something up for me?

Both are incorrect as proven in the great cinematic masterpiece ‘Nice Dreams” starring the inexorable and always effervescent Cheech and Chong. At one point in the film, the guys are locked in an insane asylum and the guy onstage (complete with insanely high afro and mop handle for a guitar) sings…

“Purple Haze all in my brain”.

“What’s this negro doin on the stage”?

“Im actin funny but I don’t know why”.

“Scuse me while I kiss this fly”.

Then he makes the sound of a fly screaming “help me” and he kisses it.

I hope this clears things up.