Me: So I had a colonoscopy the other day...first time.
Friend: Oh, yeah...how did it go?
Me: Hmmm...well kind of like this...
Doctor: "You're a science fiction fan right?
Me: "Yep...ever since I was a little kid"
Doctor: "Do you like Isaac Asimov"?
Me: "Of course...why"?
Doctor: "Cause we’re takin' A FANTASTIC VOYAGE UP YOUR ASS"!
Me: "Then he jammed it in and I saw stars... it was like the scene in 2001".
Friend: Where the astronauts are standing on the moon, looking up at the stars"?
Me: (thinking)... "Well… no it was more like the scene where the ape first discovers a bone and learns to use it as a weapon".
Friend: "Umm...A weapon"?
Me: "Yeah! A weapon UP MY ASS! (sounds of me sobbing).
Thank you again for joining us, this has been another episode of Masterpiece Theater. I of course, am your host Alistair Cooke.
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