Things that really piss me off...
Men who wear hats indoors. These "people" should be dragged into the street and have their heads shaven. Take your freakin hat off! If you didn't have time to wash your hair, then don't go out in public. If you have a hairline that is not of this earth, then dont subject us to it, if your frat brothers wrote something embrassing on your head, then show us, it's the only way you'll learn not to do it again.
People who tell other people that their cat/dog/lizard/fish etc. is exactly like having children. If you dont know why this is stupid, then you dont have children.
People who announce they aren’t racist and then tell a racist joke. If you have to prepare people for a joke you find insensitive, then it's not a joke you should tell.
Weathermen...the greatest job ever created. You dont have to be right...EVER. Despite the fact that you have access to technology so powerful it can detect a mosquito farting in Kansas, you still cant tell us if it will rain or be sunny on the very next day.
Anyone who wears their pants so low that they would be unable to run if they had to.These people should be laid out and have hot asphalt poured over them. They will never contribute to society in any way. At least this way, they'll be a place you can park your car.
Anyone who says “Know whut Im sayin”. These people never have any idea what they are saying.
People who say “that’s so funny” but don’t laugh. If you have to announce that something is funny, then you never had or ever will develop a sense of humor.
Anyone with diamonds in their teeth.
Anyone with a “My kid is an honor roll student” sticker on their bumper. No one cares, trust me. No one has ever gone home and said, "I was behind a Toyota Civic today and would you believe it, the driver's kid is an honor roll student"! And don't tell me that you put the stickers on your car for you, thats bullshit. Anyone who puts a sticker on the back of their car is doing so in the hopes that someone else will read it. If it was really just for you, you'd keep it to yourself.
Construction workers who believe that women are absolutely captivated by their hoots and hollers. I was a construction worker for 7 years and not once could I convince one of these street-level romeos that yelling "nice ass"! wasnt going to get them a date.
People who talk during movies. If you want to talk, go to a coffee shop. If you are so dumb you cant follow the movie and have to ask someone, you clearly aren't ready to be in public without supervision so stay the hell home.
People who talk on their phones while they drive. If you are looking to have an accident, go into your kitchen, get a frying pan and smack yourself in the head with it, at least that way, you are the only person who will get hurt.
Paris Hilton...I dont think I need to say anything else.
Guys that wear their school rings or letter jackets even when they’re in their 40’s and 50’s. Just really and truly sad. Its over... you may have made a winning throw when you were 17 but now you're just another schmuck like the rest of us.
People who wear sunglasses indoors and especially when eating with friends and/or family.
Dogs with Bulging Eyes
People who cant ignore a ringing phone.
Anyone who looks at a home library and says “Have you read all these books”? This means the last thing they read was half of the back of a box of Frosted Flakes.
People who think comics are just for kids, basing their opinion on a handful of Casper the Friendly Ghost comics they read when they were 5 years old.
People who complain about everything. HA!
People who dont watch Firefly or the new Battlestar Galactica
People who do watch American Idol.
Paris Hilton...she really needs to be on this list more than once.
Support our troops bumper stickers. This is stupid, everyone supports the troops, they don't make policy, the idiots in the government do...hate them if you like.
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