Me: Please be aware of printing costs, several clients have asked that we keep better track of the spending. Yesterday I found 5 sheets of 30 X 40 glossy paper printed with a single email printed on each. That is hundreds of dollars wasted.
A: Hahahaha who did that?
Me: Ummm…it was you. The Tech department said it was sent from your machine.
A: Really…what did it say?
Me: Here you go…
Oh Dearest Dave,
I write to you in these balmy days of summer wishing we could still be playing Slap N’ Tickle on the mountains in Katmandu. Oh how those days flashed by…you, dressed in your finery of polka dotted vest and clown shoes and bearing a thick lustrous mustache trimmed in gold and me bedecked in cellophane, duct tape wrapped around my head and squawking like a porpoise.
Oh, we thought those days would never end. With passionate monkey kisses,
“Your Love Turtle”.
A: I’m telling Renee.
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