From: Lauren, Assistant to the Director

Do me a favor and go to this website and vote for the W O. Decker, please? The Museum's tugboat is going to this event in upstate NY and it would be nice if we can get some people to vote for her.

From: David

Nah... I voted for TugMyBalls.

From: Lauren

You are an asshat.

From: David

I also voted for... Tug Johnson - The Stiffest Member in the Canal

HA! did you see how many double entendres I got in that one line?

From: Lauren

You are an extra large asshat. Can you now just go vote for the damn tug, please?

From: David

I already did, didn't you read my emails?

From: Lauren

Jerk

From: David

No thanks... I prefer to Tug

From: Lauren

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

From: David

Ah... sweet victory is mine. I broke your wittle brain.

From: Idria

I'm very disappointed that The Little Red Tugboat didn't make it into the list. Maybe we need to hire a rapper to do an album about the voting called "Tug Life." The hit single would be "It's Hard Out Here For a Winch."

From: David

Outstanding.