Saturday, May 14, 2011

Knockers before entering...

My wife has forbidden me from using certain words.She says they sound like something a 13-year old says. So now of course, all I think about is saying those words...

Project Meeting - Monday 9:47am


Steven: “So our timeline gives us a bit of wiggle room on the deadline”.


Mark: “I think it’s only appropriate that we discuss the first deliv…".


Me: "I think it’s only appropriate that I interrupt this meeting and say… TITTIES"!


Mark: "Now hold on just on…".


Me: "TITTIES!, TITTIES!….TIT-AYS!….boobs".


Steven: “David, do you need a minute”?


Me: "No…I’m good, thanks".



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