Thursday...

Waiting for the bus one morning.
Who says guys can't have deep and meaningful conversations…

Matt: "Did they ever get that premium bus service running".

Me: "No, too expensive and it wasn't even direct to Manhattan".

Chris: "How much was it"?

Me: "About twice as much each way".

Matt: "For that price you should get a blowjob".

Chris: "Yeah going to and from work".

Me: (in character) "Welcome sir, would you like your morning blowjob"?

Frank: (continuing) "You don't even have to wake me".

Me: "I can see it now…every morning there would be a long line of guys shuffling to the bus with their pants around their ankles".

Matt: "I think it would be beautiful in it's own way".