The things people say...

It's a 22 year-old meme but at my office it might as well have been created yesterday…


Me: They both have to go in at the same time.
AA: That's what she said.


Me: It's my birthday, you have to do whatever I want.
AA: That's what she said.


Me: Where the hell do you think you're gonna put that?!
AA: Thats what she said.


Me: It will be quick, I promise.
AA: That's what she said.


Me: Everyone's always squeezing, smacking, and pushing me, I don't complain.
AA: That's what she said.


AA: I want to pull it out and show it to them.
Me: That's what he said.


Me: Didnt I do something huge for you?
AA: That's what she said.


Me: Your stuff wont fit in there anyway!
AA: That's what she said.


Talking about Brazilian all you can eat steakhouse
AN: How much meat can you eat?
AA: That's what he said.


MM: Fuck yes, please please.
AA (in her own head): That’s what she said.


Me: Well, that cant be right, you dont even know where it goes.
AA : That's what she said.


AN: There's something in my mouth.
Me: That's what she said.


AN: FUCK!
Me: (whispering) That's what she said.


DM: This both sucks and blows at the same time.
AN: That's what she said.


SS: Hold on, I'm coming!
AA: That's what she said.


SS: That was fast.
Me: That's what she said.


JP: Let's try and squeeze that in.
Me: That's what she said.


SS: You can squeeze one right here.
Me: That's what she said.


SS: Ooh! it's so big now.
Me: That's what she said.