He didn't dial collect, did he?

I recently was looking at examples of memorial schedules. They're those programs that they hand out at a memorial service to tell you way songs will be played, who will be speaking etc.

Most of the companies that produce these show samples of their programs. One above all the other stood out…

…and here it is:

I'm not ashamed to say it made me laugh. But it also presented a whole bunch of questions, such as:

1. Is he calling to let people know he died?

2. Is he calling to let people know what its like?

3. Is the photo to tell us that he is buried on a well-manicure golf course near a tree?

4. He's supposed to be 22 years old?

5. The graphic designer in me wanted to know why all the words at the top of the program are in different sizes.

And that's all I have today…I wish Firstname Lastname a fun and exciting eternity.

Good night.