That doesn't sound right...

Friday Night, we are watching a few episodes of Cake Boss. 
During the episode, the owner, Buddy curses in Italian.

Me: Wow, I can't believe they didn't bleep that out".

Ava: "Bleep what out"?

Me: "He just cursed in Italian".

Ava: "Did he say Ala Fongool"?

Me: "What?!…no…and that's not how you say it… the curse is Vaffanculo".

Ava: "Oh".

Me: "Yeah, what you said sounds like an Italian dish you can order".

Unnamed Italian Restaurant
Dinner Rush…

Waiter runs into kitchen frantic and bug eyed.

Waiter: "Chef, chef…what are we gonna do"?!

Chef: "Calm down, whats the matter"?

Waiter: "Don Stuugotz just came in and he says he wants the veal".

Chef: "Sure, sure…but how does he want it, sautéed in butter? milanese?, in white wine?"

Waiter: swallows heavily…."He says he wants it….Ala Fongool".

Chef: "Sweet Jesus".