Monday, May 5, 2014

A CEO says what?



Me: Are you available?

CEO: For a movie deal, dinner, or to meet the Queen?

Me: No... nothing silly like that. I was thinking you could get a Batman costume and I would be Robin and we could fight crime in the streets of London… Well, until we were inevitably arrested, of course.

Also could you look at this NDA so I can get the client to send me the background files? 

P.S. Also let me know about the whole crime-fighting thing so I can book my flight.

CEO: I was thinking League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I'll be Sean Connery.  I'm working on the accent.

Me: The League…really? Ok but then I get to be Captain Nemo. 

CEO: Better than Robin!

Me: Man! Everyone dumps on Robin.




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