Toothpaste and Grapefruit Again...

More things I hate...

Hipsters... with their fake glasses, waxed mustaches, ironic headgear and of course the fact that they can't be bothered to bathe but still want to get into an elevator with me.

People whose earbuds bleed sound so badly I know exactly what and who 
they are listening to.

People who slow down as soon as they see me holding the door for them.

People who are adults and still use Velcro wallet.

Grown men who carry a keychain with 122 keys on their waist.

People who think owning a cat or dog is on the same level of responsibility as someone who has a child.

Men who suddenly stop in the streets of NY, place a finger on one nostril and then clear the other nostril onto the street and if its windy (and I'm lucky) onto themselves.

Men who chain their wallet to their pants.

Hipsters, of course.

People who say they don't read and for some demented reason are proud of it.

The Chicken Dance

People who clip their nails on the subway.

Donald Fuckin Trump

Donald Fuckin Trump's Hair

Women who assume they should go first into an elevator even though there are 4 other people ahead of them.

People… or worse recordings that thank me for my patience. You can't thank me for something I didn't offer.