The lesser known eighth dwarf...

Saturday Morning - Breakfast.

Sometimes Ava really surprises me with her jokes. Ava is showing me the small cut out planets she has drawn and colored. She tells me she knows what order they go in.

She lays them out and I start reading them off…

The Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.
Then I decide to test her...

Me: And Pluto is not…"

Ava: …a planet".

Me: "And who lives on Pluto"?

Ava: "Grouchy".

Me: "Who the Hell is Grouchy"?

Ava: One of the dwarves".

Me: (really confused) "What?"

Ava: Pluto is a Dwarf Planet".

*rimshot*