Shouldn't you two be working?

Chris is in charge of the radio at the office...

Chris: It’s your favorite song!

David: Oh, hell no it aint... that song sucks more balls than a gigantic vacuum cleaner 
at a golf course.

Chris: Like your mom?

David: Well...I mean she's good but she just couldn't keep up with that machine... you can get the video at www.mymomsuckstoomanyballz.com 

Chris: Ewwww

David: This is what I do.