Order Up!

So, this past week, Ava's Gardening Club was invited to a local dining establishment to make use of their just harvested vegetables under the supervision of one of the chefs.

Because I am just on the borderline of mentally deranged, I pictured my lovely child wearing a sweaty doo-rag, cigarette dangling from her mouth at a steaming grill waiting for the orders...

Ava: "C,mon! gimme da orders, don't hold up my line"!

Waitress: "You got it babe, I need: 2 Filthy Dingos on a LoveSeat, a Turtlehead on Handlebars, 2 BeefWhistles on a golf course, A TinShack HoBag with Six Kids, a Mississippi water fountain - Caribbean style, 3 Chicago Headstands and smack them twice, Gravel Shoes in a dirty alley, a Michigan love Knuckles on a Pretzel Raft and Mickey Rooney Naked on a mountain".

Ava: "Ewww...supergross."

But that probably didn't happen. Anyway...

Being as this is a loud unpredictable group of nine-year-olds, they thought it best to stick with something easy. So chef supplied them with grilled chicken and they assembled their own lettuce wraps using their fried green tomatoes, peppers, edible flowers, roasted eggplant, chives etc.

See below....