Con Edison New York Presents Gas Safety Tips
• Gas smells similar to rotten eggs. If you smell it, you could have a gas leak…or maybe you haven't cleaned the fridge is a long time and don't be rude, remember it ain't cool to blame the dog and then keep watching ESPN.
• If you suspect a leak, leave the area immediately, and take others with you. Remember the old safety song…He Who Smelt It Must Have Dealt It.*
• Don’t turn lights or appliances off or on, make phone calls, start a car, or spark lighters – doing so could cause gas to explode. Other things to avoid, burping a baby, engaging in weird sex positions, throwing away a half-eaten Big Mac and ordering coffee online from Amazon.com. And for the love of God, if you are on a website, don't click anywhere it says "Click Here".
• If the odor is faint, open a window before leaving. If the odor is making others faint, please lay off the Taco Bell.
• Once you're outside the potential blast zone, call 1-800-ESPLODE. HA! Get It?
• Your call can be anonymous. This is a weird tip…why would you want to remain anonymous? Is someone calling in prank gas leaks? I can't figure this one out.
• Don't assume someone else will report the smell. Maybe your neighbor hates you or maybe he is hard of smelling…that's a thing right? Like hard of hearing? Right?
• If you suspect a leak, leave the area immediately, and take others with you. Remember the old safety song…He Who Smelt It Must Have Dealt It.*
• Don’t turn lights or appliances off or on, make phone calls, start a car, or spark lighters – doing so could cause gas to explode. Other things to avoid, burping a baby, engaging in weird sex positions, throwing away a half-eaten Big Mac and ordering coffee online from Amazon.com. And for the love of God, if you are on a website, don't click anywhere it says "Click Here".
• If the odor is faint, open a window before leaving. If the odor is making others faint, please lay off the Taco Bell.
• Once you're outside the potential blast zone, call 1-800-ESPLODE. HA! Get It?
• Your call can be anonymous. This is a weird tip…why would you want to remain anonymous? Is someone calling in prank gas leaks? I can't figure this one out.
• Don't assume someone else will report the smell. Maybe your neighbor hates you or maybe he is hard of smelling…that's a thing right? Like hard of hearing? Right?
* Copyright 1935 Cole Porter.
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