Let me rephrase that...

Wednesday
Staff Meeting

Boss is talking about strategy.

Boss: "You know, I've heard that if you want to learn about technology, you should spend a few hours following around an 11 year old".

Silence.

Me: "I don't know about the rest of you but If I follow around an 11-year for a few hours theres an excellent chance I will be mistaken for a sexual predator. Maybe we could devise a strategy that has less chance of me ending up in prison".