Please…just, stop.

So Jeggings are popular…at least for the next 20 minutes or so and apparently because there is just an ungodly huge market out there for men thats just been discovered... 2 guys in Chicago have decided to try and make some cash on it.

Enter the Meggings Man Clothing Co. 

Run by 2 dudes who would not look out of place in Williamsburg trying to convince people to buy their Cinnamon/Bacon/Asparagus/Tuna Craft Beers.

I honestly cannot believe there is a market for these pants and thats not just because it would take 3 assistants, a jumbo sized bucket of I Can't Believe Its Not Butter, a couple of blood thinners and a team of Clydesdales to get me into a pair.

Here we go…

 I'm not sure why one of the legs is rolled up. In NY the only people who do this 

are bike messengers. But on the plus side, the color makes sure he is visible with 

the naked eye from Mars.

I like to call this one the "Hello Ladies (or Men)". Sexy, right?, who wouldn't 

be turned on by his 15-year old girls physique or a face that at best is 7 or 8 years 

away from producing a mustache. I get all squishy just thinking about him.

Look at him, don't turn away. This "man" exudes confidence from his every pore. 

He is literally flooded with the thick, patriotic gravy that makes this country great.

 Pants...so…shiny...must…wear...shades...

I picked this one to show you that no one, other than Spider-Man should wear 

pants this tight. Also, I thought the hat was just too cool.

I also included these if only because I didn't know what they were. 

If Jeggings are Jeans crossed with Leggings and Meggings are …I don't know Men, 

crossed with Jeggings…then it follows that these must be Jeggings crossed with Men, crossed with Shorts…

So...Shmeggings?

And if after all this, you still are considering buying these, here is what an 

average person looks like wearing them…

That's right…Conan O'Brien…and if he can't make these look cool, 

then forget it…it just ain't happening.