Last night in Social Media...

It's Steve…Hello Ladies. *wink*

Here is a picture of a piece of pie

I am buying sneakers

I have new sneakers

Aunt Phyllis Wrote on Steve's Wall: Hi Steve, your Mom told me to get on the FaceBook…be careful when you go out with girls, make sure you have a condom.

You have De-Friended Phyllis.

I like Pie: My Top Five Pie Flavors are: Apple, Blueberry, Peach, Strawberry, Boysenberry

Click to High Five Steve

Picture of my cat, Mr Binkles in a wool hipster cap

It's Friday!

Picture of Steve with Beer Bong

Jesus Christ has Poked You

Picture I just found of a cup of cappuccino I drank 8 months ago

Blurry concert photo of Vampire Weekend from two years ago

Hot Dog with Onions

John has Slapped You with a Foul Smelling Trout, do you Accept?

The Weekend is Here…time to Shit Shower and Shave

Getting Mah Drank On 

So SO Sooooo Drunk

Picture of filthy club bathroom toilet

Mor drinkinnnnnnnn…n

Merph..slo56  erhgghhhhh hegh

…layin in alley tryin to sober up

You've Been Taken Advantage of By a Large Man Named Pimpin Pete

At Free Clinic…Sober For SURE NOW.

Steve's Mom Wrote on Steve's Wall: Steve, its Aunt Phyllis, did you stop being my friend? I'm using your Mom's Facebook thing…don't forget that some girls are ok with a boy that has a small penis.

I Think I Killed my Aunt Phyllis

Blurry picture of cop taking out his handcuffs

Steve's Account closed by The Illinois State Maximum Security Penitentiary