This week, menswear designers took a giant step for all mankind. Now they might want to take a few baby steps back. The London Men's Collection, a week-long preview of cutting edge collections for the Fall/Winter 2013-2014 season, is supposed to offer a glimpse into the future of menswear. Instead it was a harbinger of a fashion apocalypse. Wooden face barricades, toxic waste jumpsuits, and strapless dresses worn by dour male pixies. Ladies, meet your new stylish man. He's your worst nightmare and he knows it.
As if American men aren't becoming effeminate enough
I'll bet if you went skiing in this and got lost, the rescue dogs would
refuse to locate you.
I can't even begin to understand this one.
This haircut looks like the business end of a sheep.
Unemployed clown? Homeless Santa? Mystery hobo?
I love this last one because it really sums up the whole show.
And just so we know we are all in this together, here are some of the
comments that followed the pictures.
I sincerely hope this turns out to be an ad for Zoolander 2
The day my husband shows up looking this will be the day he never gets laid again.
My chances with women go up every time a man wears this outfit.
What is even going on...and why isn't this designer in a mental institution
He looks like my dog when I make him wear a sweater....totally miserable
Looks like a gay bar scene from an upcoming Star Wars movie.
What is happening to mankind?
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