Sarah: "I'm at the jobsite this morning...Should be back around 11".
David: "I'll miss you, of course".
Sarah: "Awww! I expect a hug upon my return"!
David: "OK…but you shouldn't squeeze my ass if anyone is looking".
Sarah: "Ok - I'll try to be discreet about it this time".
David: "I appreciate it...I do have an image to maintain".
Sarah: "And what image would that be"?
David: "Im not entirely sure...sort of Han Solo crossed with Kermit the Frog
with a dash of Spongebob Squarepants".
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