Him: Hello, may I speak to Mr. Marchisotto?
Me: Maybe…it depends.
Him: On what?
Me: On whether you honestly have something to sell me that doesn’t involve a subscription to a some sort of demented niche magazine that no one wants to buy?
Him: "Well, we here at Salamander Fondler Aficionado don’t really see ourselves as a niche maga-"
Me: *Click*
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