Tuesday...Phone Rings...
Her: Good morning…Mr…Mr…March..is..obba. How are you this morning?
Me: Well, first and foremost, its night…9:44pm to be exact, where the fuck are you calling from that the sun is out?
Her: (starting again) Oh, I apologize…sir Good evening…Mr…um..Mr. Marchi-
Me: Please, just tell me what you want and stop butchering my name”.
Her: (starting again) Ok…Hello…Good Night Mr. Mar-
Me: “Good night indeed”. *Click*
Wednesday – Take Two
Her: Good morning, Mr. Marchosataa, how are you this evening”?
Me: “Do you even listen to what you’re saying”?
Her: I would like to speak to you about your Chase Visa Credit Card.
Me: Is there a problem with my account?
Her: We have many new products available to hel-
Me: Is there something wrong with my card”?
Her: And we think what we offe-
Me: Listen. ANSWER MY QUESTION! Is there something wrong with my card”?
Her: Only if you don’t accept this great offer. 28% interest rate for 2,163 years.
Me: Ummmm......
Her: I know, right?
Me: My current interest rate is 9%.
Her: Oh, I see…well Mr. Mancheetos, I think th-
Me: *Click*
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