Monday, July 11, 2011

It's just a matter of syntax, no?

Ava takes all her clothes off for no reason we can tell.


She then runs around the house yelling: "IM SO NAKED!…I'M NAKED OVER HERE…I'M NAKED OVER THERE…I'M NAKED IN THE HALLWAY…I'M NAKED IN THE CLOSET…I'M NAKED IN THE LIBRARY"!


It sounds like a deranged version of "Green Eggs and Ham".


She then walks over, turns and shows her butt to us and shouts:


"CHECK OUT MY HINEASS!"


Me: "Your What"!?


Renee: (understanding)…"Ava, it's two different words…hiney…or anus, there is no Hineass".


Ava: "There isn't"?


Renee: "No".


Ava: (thinks it over) "LOOK AT MY BUM"!




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