Dear Problem Guy,
With my therapists help, I recently uncovered some memories of a long lost trauma from when I was a four year old.
One night while my parents were hosting a party with friends, I was put to bed early against my will. So after the party got started, I snuck out of my room, took off my pajamas and jammed a giant wad of toilet paper in-between my butt cheeks.
Then I ran out into the living room and hopped around like a bunny rabbit.
I was captured, and not a moment too soon by my father who put me back to bed and locked me in for the night. Now then, since I was able to grab a handful of pretzels but none of the onion dip, can I sue my parents for millions of dollars due to my emotional distress?
Advice: Sounds like you should sue your therapist.
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