It's Thursday night...
I have just given Ava her bath and I’m getting her into PJ’s for bed. I finish drying her off and she leans forward and jams her hand down the front of my t-shirt:
Ava: “I think there’s some boobies in here”!
Me: “Stop that! There’s no boobies in there”.
Ava: “I think soooooooo…where are the nipples”?!
Me: What!...Stop it! Stay out of my shirt”.
Ava: “Where are the boobies”?!
Me: “I’m a dude, I don’t have boobies”!
Ava: (Very seriously) “But you have nipples, right Daddy”?
Me: sigh… “Yes… I have nipples”.
Ava: “SHOW ME THE NIPPLES”!
Me: “Never”!
And that concludes Masterpiece Theater’s showing of “Two Boobs, No Bra”.
I, of course, am your host Alistair Cooke.
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