And now it's just three payments of $9.95...

Amazon.com product review. For the Hirschmann Opus Titrator, 0.1 to 200 mL...

Title: Totally Redonkulous!

Review: Yo, check it! This titratin' device is the off the hook, fo shizzle! Now peep dis: It's Saturday night and you and yo lady just finished some takeout from Dragon MooShoo...that shit is the bomb, yo! The tunes is pumpin, you and your woman snuggle up and before you get a chance to get out your love hammer, she jumps up and says: "I gotta get back to the lab. I didnt finish my tittyrating"! or however you spell that shit.

Now yu can say, "slow your roll, lady, I got dis".

Then you bring her over to your table and show her the Hershbomn Opiss Titrator. You say lookeee here, this shit does up to 200 MILLILETERS! can you believe that?! I aint no punk, aint no damn way Im buying one o those crappy ones by Coulometric, their shit is wack"!

That's it... all you gotta do is lay back, watch the panties drop and wait for the magic to begin.

I'm out! Peace!