While the kids are away...

Typical Suburban Home, 6:22 pm.

Husband comes in, puts large grocery bag on counter, winks at wife.

Wife, offering to help, unpacks bag.

Wife: "A fifth of vodka, pixie sticks, rubber gloves, brussel sprouts, plastic ruler, water softener, blue play doh, a rolling pin and 3 feet of PVC tubing...

"Im not sure what you have planned tonight but I'd just as soon not be part of it".

Husband: "C'mon! you never want to try anything"!