Apropos of Something...

Her: "Silly question - does Mary's signature look like a bunch of bubbles in a way? I got a gift package and I think it's from her but I am only 90% sure".

Me: "Yes...to put in mildly, it's messy. It looks like an octopus with dyslexia and in the throes of a violent Grand Mal seizure is trying to write its name for the first time while underwater...and on fire at the same time".

Her: "Ah ah! Given that description and what I am looking at I am now 100% sure its from her. It makes me wonder if she was a cheerleader in high school....all the cheerleaders in my school signed their name that way".

Me: "a cheerleader? Hmmm...only if there's a high school in Hell".