Wait... is this a sales call?

Me: Ava... put on your shoes, we are going to be late.

Ava: I can't right now, I have to dress my Barbies…and Ken.

Me: Just do what I say, Im your father.

Ava: Fine.

Me: And listen, I recognize that you have a choice when you talk to your parents, and I thank you for choosing your father. Please think of me again when you need to talk to your parents.

Ava: What?