Port Authority, NY
Thursday, April 21st - 5:05pm
Guy: Ladies and gentleman, can anyone help me, I live in Manalapan and my wallet was stolen today. It costs $37 to get home. I have been able thru the kindness of strangers such as yourselves to collect $2 so far. Wont someone please help me with the other $35.
Me: (trying to be helpful)…Wait a minute, it only costs like $15 to get to Manalapan.
Guy: “Thanks, asshole”.
ooh, I got that guy too! I told him to sell me his cellphone for $40. I promised him he could call me the next day, give me his address, and I would mail him back the phone. He wouldn't take the deal.
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