Me: I looked at the site. It addresses some of my concerns but what about the CCF's? That can cause a real problem for the chickens.
Renee: CCF's?
Me: Crazy Chicken Fuckers.
Renee: You keep away from my chickens!
Me: Why? I love chickens, here I wrote a touching song about them.
Gonna get me some chicken
Hafta find me a bird
Sometimes I kiss em
Gonna give em my word
To love them
And squeeze them
And sometime
To eat dem.
That is my Chicken Love
Guitar solo played on 12 string with dried up chicken foot instead of guitar pick.
Chorus chants: Chicken Love is so sweet, love to eat dat birdy meat. Repeat 4 times.
That is my Chicken Love.
©2011 ASCAP IllicitAvianLust Records, Inc.
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