So, you may have heard…JNCO, the company that in the mid-nineties started the trend of "jeans so large that you have to sit down to put them on", has started production again.
I wasn't sure who the target demographic was at first but I only had to think about it for a few minutes before these came to me…
JNCO Jeans are great if:
Your hands are full and you need to carry two 2-liters of Mello Yello.
You've every wondered how to sneak your 5 year old brother into the movies.
You were looking for a quick way to repel anyone who was interested in you sexually.
You are part of a fraternity initiation in which you must carry around 6,000 marbles without using your hands.
You have a paralyzing fear of being on a sinking ship and know how to convert the jeans into a sail large enough to push an aircraft carrier across the ocean.
You have no worries about being labelled a "hipster doofus".
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