Hole in One?

Saturday Afternoon
Going to play mini golf.

The place is packed. We get up to the counter...

He: "Are you here to play in the arcade or mini-golf"?

Me: "Mini-Golf".

He: "There's a two-hour wait".

Me: "The only way I'm waiting 2 hours is if the holes Im trying to drop my balls into are attached to a real live woman".

He: Uhhh.