Auspicious, no?

I got this via email recently...it's typical of the stupidity many people like to engage in. Sad but funny...but mostly sad. 

Anyway despite being complete bullshit, (this doesnt happen once every 823...its actually like once every 6 or 7 years), I thought I would do a translation of it...

Bad Luck Everyone! 

This year December has 5 Mondays and that means 5 times during that month you will sit up in a heroin and vodka-fueled haze, nudge the trannie hooker you banged the night before, take a French bath in the Motel 6 sink and then try and bum a ride to the office.

This happens every fuckin' weekend. You call it “YamBags and FunBags”.

So don’t share it, for God’s sake get the penicillin shot.

And that shot hurts…it's no fun.