Ah, I remember it well....

So... The Coors Brewing Company has started manufacturing and selling "commemorative" cans of its beer.

I'll give you a minute...

Ok…even if we ignore the fact that Coors, like almost all American beer tastes like cold watered down piss… (trust me I know, I went to college in South Carolina), this seems tremendously stupid.

I went and looked up the word…cause that's how I roll… and it turns out that to commemorate means "to honor or keep alive the memory of".

Hmmmm...

Ok, so I will be the first to admit that there are a lot of stupid people in the world, I mean we obviously have a surplus of them judging by what I see in New York City on a daily basis but who the fuck is out there buying a beer and then standing around to discuss the other beer it reminds them of?

Or... maybe it's supposed to remind you of an important event in your life?

Enos: "Hiram, that there beer's a good un', know whut I'm saying? Drinkin' this here takes me back".

Hiram: "Uh…yep".

Enos: *confused* "Uh, yep... whut"?

Hiram: "Ummmm, um, I dunno, what're you on about"?

Enos: "This here beer reminds me of Debbie's hysterectomy, that there was a good day, remember? I was in sitting here in this very pickup with you just relaxatatin' and Debbie come out hollering about how today was Tuesday and didn't I remember I said I would run her over to the clinic so's they could take a gander at her delicate lady parts and I said, woman, I caint go now, Magnum PI come on in a half  hour and I aint missin it.  Remember that"?

Hiram: "Uh, yep".

Enos: "Good times".