The Final Frontier...

Evay: (emailing to me and Rick) "Some time this morning between 9 and 11 there was a crash on I-78 West at the Delaware River, and they shut down 78 entirely at Exit 3". 

Me: "If they are still diverting off at Exit 3, there isn’t much we can do, we cant get around it".

Rick: "YOU can't  do anything about it. I, on the other hand, will be taking my personal helicopter, fueled by my stunning personality and god-like features".

Me: I thought your helicopter was fueled by your overwhelming sense of delusion… 
...but then I realized if that was the case, you could get to Jupiter in 20 minutes.