I was watching a HouseHunters marathon today and I noticed something, the setup is the same…they introduce a new couple and ask what they do and what their budget is…sometimes the budget is just super-crazy but not as super-crazy as the occupations of some of these nuts…
Husband: I'm a freelance fish rotator.
Wife: I'm a marketing coordinator.
Husband: Our budget is $880,000.
Husband: I chase cats around the local park.
Wife: I run a charity for fishermen who have holes in their nets.
Wife: Our budget is $17.3 Million Dollars.
Husband: I go to people's homes and push string under doors to see who notices.
Wife: I’m an investigator who helps people find their missing keys.
Husband: Our budget is $168,000.
Wife: I use sound and chi manipulation to help people heal from terrible injuries.
Husband: And I’m an idiot for marrying her.
Husband: Our budget is $13,016.
Husband: I chase after people who leave food on their table in McDonalds.
Wife: I put tiny tags on clothes in Walmart.
Wife: Our budget is $189,000.
Husband: I'm the President of the United States.
Wife: I'm a vapid brain-dead ex-model who considers reading magazines a hobby.
Husband: Our budget is whatever we can steal from the American People.
Wife: I reassemble Post-It Notepads from ones I find in the trash.
Husband: I teach a class in chicken telepathy.
Wife: Our budget is $22,989.
Husband: I open pudding cups for elderly skittish shut-ins.
Husband: I translate soup can labels into Klingon.
Husband: Our budget is $3 million dollars.
Wife: I take the little bits of cotton off of q-tips.
Husband: I work for a company that writes life insurance policies for turtles.
Husband: Our budget is $300,900.
Wife: I own a company that sells juice cleanses and shitty food to stupid people.
Wife: I stand in the kitchen flicking the lights on and off.
Wife: Our budget is $49.
