The "President"

“The President” ready to start his day at the White House… 

"I'm a big boy"!

8:15am

Mike: “Donald, I'm pretty sure the Spice Network isn’t around anymore”.

Trump: “It has to be, they told me I get the premium channels”.

Mike: “Uh, ok”. Your 8:30 is about to start, better get going”.

Trump: “Dammit, I wanted to see the boobies”.

8:24am

Hello? I can’t open this door! I keep pushing but it won’t open! Hello?

8:48am

An elevator? How many floors does this place have?

9:09 am

“What room is this”? 

9:31am

“Maybe it’s down these stairs”?

9:57am

“Dammit, why didn't they give me a map like when I went to Disneyland?

10:16 am

“Maybe this is it”?

12:21pm

Wait, wasn’t I just here? Was I going up or coming down”?

4:13pm

"It feels like I've been walking for hours, 
I hope they didn't have the meeting without me”.

7:29pm

“Fuck! this is the room I started in….well, I’ll try it again tomorrow”.