Reality Check...

I was watching a HouseHunters marathon today and I noticed something, the setup is the same…they introduce a new couple and ask what they do and what their budget is…sometimes the budget is just super-crazy but not as super-crazy as the occupations of some of these nuts…

Husband: I'm a freelance fish rotator.

Wife: I'm a marketing coordinator.

Husband: Our budget is $880,000.

Husband: I chase cats around the local park.

Wife: I run a charity for fishermen who have holes in their nets.

Wife: Our budget is $17.3 Million Dollars.

Husband: I go to people's homes and push string under doors to see who notices.

Wife: I’m an investigator who helps people find their missing keys.

Husband: Our budget is $168,000.

Wife: I use sound and chi manipulation to help people heal from terrible injuries.

Husband: And I’m an idiot for marrying her.

Husband: Our budget is $13,016.

Husband: I chase after people who leave food on their table in McDonalds.

Wife: I put tiny tags on clothes in Walmart.

Wife: Our budget is $189,000.

Husband: I'm the President of the United States.

Wife: I'm a vapid brain-dead ex-model who considers reading magazines a hobby.

Husband: Our budget is whatever we can steal from the American People.

Wife: I reassemble Post-It Notepads from ones I find in the trash.

Husband: I teach a class in chicken telepathy.

Wife: Our budget is $22,989.

Husband: I open pudding cups for elderly skittish shut-ins.

Husband: I translate soup can labels into Klingon.

Husband: Our budget is $3 million dollars.

Wife: I take the little bits of cotton off of q-tips.

Husband: I work for a company that writes life insurance policies for turtles.

Husband: Our budget is $300,900.

Wife: I own a company that sells juice cleanses and shitty food to stupid people.

Wife: I stand in the kitchen flicking the lights on and off.

Wife: Our budget is $49.