Do you see it?

There he is!…can you believe it…it's The Lord of Hosts…The Lamb...Jesus Christ himself…or…uh…maybe its Vincent Donofrio…hmmm...looks kind of Like Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy…with just a hint of Elvis, you know before he got fat and started working Vegas…also sort of like the guy who delivers the bottled water to my office.

Anyway, this happened a few weeks ago. Some dirt collapsed on a hillside and the local pinheads began flocking to the site, because after all it must be the Face of Jesus.

How come someone didn't see the face and go, "Holy Crap! It's Ramon! My Dry Cleaner".

What I can't figure out is why the "visions" are always in very obscure places and materials. For instance why would a being that is supposedly so powerful that it created the whole of reality go to the trouble of appearing in a piece of burnt toast in a small town in Colombia?

I mean if you want to show a vision to your faithful…Create a glowing 2,000 foot tall statue of Jesus composed of green diamonds and have it float over the city of New York humming the theme to Star Wars.

A little less ambiguity is all I'm asking for here, people.

Anyhow, here is the article from the Daily News, my comments in red…

They just want to see His face. 

Or perhaps the face of Vincent Donofrio.

Hundreds of the faithful are flocking to a remote hillside in San Francisco, Colombia, after reports that the countenance of Jesus Christ has appeared after a landslide. 

Again, who decided it was Jesus? Maybe it's Steve, the tattooed guy who changes the litterboxes at PetSmart.

The image reportedly emerged after a rockslide stripped the side of a hill, leaving only dirt in the middle of a forest. Local landowners have begun charging 2,000 pesos, about 79 cents, to take visitors to the rural site. 

Isn't that great…the faithful decree that an actual miracle has occurred and the local landowners first reaction is to charge people to look at it. It's very touching…and very Christian. It's what Jesus would want, don't you think?

Over the years, such visages have been reported on a grilled cheese sandwich, a fish stick, a tree stump, a frying pan, an apple and a tortilla. 

I wonder why Jesus keeps showing up so often in food…is he trying to tell us something?

Local police were dispatched to the Colombian site to keep order among the throng of miracle-seekers. Keep order?…that seems unnecessary…this is not a mob of 13-year olds at a Justin Beiber concert.

Speaking of Justin…how long before he shows up on a piece of burnt toast?