I've emailed a friend about my moving to Miami. She writes me:
Rachel: "Do you and LeBron James have some sort of secret deal where he leaves Miami and you head to Miami? Are you secretly LeBron James?? I mean, I have never seen you in the same room at the same time so…"
Me: Well isn’t it obvious…I mean look at the facts, woman!
Lebron is 6 foot 8, I am 6 foot 1.
Lebron is 250 lbs with a lot of muscle, I am 250 lbs with a lot of belly.
Lebron is Black, I am Black.
Lebron has 6 women hanging on him all the time, I have a 6-year old hanging on me all the time.
Lebron has mad skills on the court, I get mad if have to go to court.
It’s all right there, just read between the lines.
D.
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