So... we are getting cats...two of them to be precise. A brother and sister. In fact, they were born 4 days ago so we went to see them this weekend at the breeder.
Making the choice to get cats was not the problem....
...choosing their names is.
So we spent an hour at her home looking at the new babies, Ava spent a lot of time holding and kissing them and I spent the time wondering if the breeder had just shown us a box of black and white mice.
Cause that's what they really looked like. But what the hell do I know... I'm no expert so let's assume they were in fact baby cats.
Anyway, on the way home the three of us spent the trip yelling out names at the top of our lungs all the while Renee, in an effort to outrace the sound, drove no less than 115 miles an hour.
So without further ado, I present the top names so far for the cats, although I hope to God we can continue discussing this topic cause Lord...none of these sound right:
Stifle and Stupid
Dangle and Dongle
Smudgie and James
Katy and Russell Brand
Uranus and Urectum
Fart Master Flex and the Furry Symphony of Doom
Donnie and Marie
Jules and Vincent*
Butter and Butt
Feather and Butt
Hot Dog and The Weenie
Potty and Partay
*This one was Renee's idea, she is a Samuel L. Jackson fan.
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