The wife sent this to me...her motive: unknown.
At this juncture, a few questions if I may:
1. Could this ad be anymore irritating?
2. Is it called the Action Zone cause thats where he spills most of his food during the day or because these pants are so sexy that his wife, when not being dragged along by her husband or walking this horrifically effeminate canine cant stop herself from grabbing at his crotch?
3. Speaking of the dog, what would you call the look on his face? Is it loathing? Pity? is it sphinter-tightening fear of the "Action Zone?
4. Just what the fuck is "Dacronability"?
5. Is the Extra Large Snack Pack a reference to his junk cause even without the Action Zone sticker this dude looks like he is smooth like a Ken Doll.
6. And another thing, why don't men wear ascots anymore?
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