If it tastes this bad, it must be healthy...

Watching an episode of American Dad the other night when the character of Francine summed up my feelings about shopping at Trader Joe's:

"Steve, I just did a big Trader Joe's run…Pour yourself some unsweetened cherry juice, maybe have it with some sunflower paste on a flax crisp. Theres also a scallop shumai that tastes like nothing and a mushroom flatbread pizza that tastes like nut sack".