Yes, Sensei!

Let me tell you a story...

I get home from work the other day and I (stupidly) ask Ava what she learned today.
Rather than tell me, she wants to show me…which in my experience is not a good idea…

…this time will be no different.

Ava: "Pick me up".

I hesitate…since generally this is a setup that will leave some sort of bruise on me for the next few days.

Me: "Ummmmm..."

Ava: "C'mon I have to show you something"!

I pick her up.

Ava: "Now say, Gotcha, Kid"!

Me: "Gotcha, Kid"!

Ava boxes my ears really hard... startled, I drop her, she turns, faces me, goes into a fighting stance and kicks me in the balls.

I go down like a sack of filthy laundry.

Ava: "I LOVE DISCIPLINE"!

Told you it would leave a mark.