Saturday, May 3, 2014
The things people say...
It's a 22 year-old meme but at my office it might as well have been created yesterday…
Me: They both have to go in at the same time.
AA: That's what she said.
Me: It's my birthday, you have to do whatever I want.
AA: That's what she said.
Me: Where the hell do you think you're gonna put that?!
AA: Thats what she said.
Me: It will be quick, I promise.
AA: That's what she said.
Me: Everyone's always squeezing, smacking, and pushing me, I don't complain.
AA: That's what she said.
AA: I want to pull it out and show it to them.
Me: That's what he said.
Me: Didnt I do something huge for you?
AA: That's what she said.
Me: Your stuff wont fit in there anyway!
AA: That's what she said.
Talking about Brazilian all you can eat steakhouse
AN: How much meat can you eat?
AA: That's what he said.
MM: Fuck yes, please please.
AA (in her own head): That’s what she said.
Me: Well, that cant be right, you dont even know where it goes.
AA : That's what she said.
AN: There's something in my mouth.
Me: That's what she said.
AN: FUCK!
Me: (whispering) That's what she said.
DM: This both sucks and blows at the same time.
AN: That's what she said.
SS: Hold on, I'm coming!
AA: That's what she said.
SS: That was fast.
Me: That's what she said.
JP: Let's try and squeeze that in.
Me: That's what she said.
SS: You can squeeze one right here.
Me: That's what she said.
SS: Ooh! it's so big now.
Me: That's what she said.
Me: They both have to go in at the same time.
AA: That's what she said.
Me: It's my birthday, you have to do whatever I want.
AA: That's what she said.
Me: Where the hell do you think you're gonna put that?!
AA: Thats what she said.
Me: It will be quick, I promise.
AA: That's what she said.
Me: Everyone's always squeezing, smacking, and pushing me, I don't complain.
AA: That's what she said.
AA: I want to pull it out and show it to them.
Me: That's what he said.
Me: Didnt I do something huge for you?
AA: That's what she said.
Me: Your stuff wont fit in there anyway!
AA: That's what she said.
Talking about Brazilian all you can eat steakhouse
AN: How much meat can you eat?
AA: That's what he said.
MM: Fuck yes, please please.
AA (in her own head): That’s what she said.
Me: Well, that cant be right, you dont even know where it goes.
AA : That's what she said.
AN: There's something in my mouth.
Me: That's what she said.
AN: FUCK!
Me: (whispering) That's what she said.
DM: This both sucks and blows at the same time.
AN: That's what she said.
SS: Hold on, I'm coming!
AA: That's what she said.
SS: That was fast.
Me: That's what she said.
JP: Let's try and squeeze that in.
Me: That's what she said.
SS: You can squeeze one right here.
Me: That's what she said.
SS: Ooh! it's so big now.
Me: That's what she said.
Saturday, April 19, 2014
Reason 73...
…why Renee should not have access to email…
If Jesus had MRSA, do you think his followers would have said:
"Lord have MRSA"?
Sunday, April 13, 2014
I miss George...
Did you ever notice that?
How many really stupid people you run into during the day?
Goddam there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around.
Carry a little pad and pencil with you.
Goddam there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around.
Carry a little pad and pencil with you.
You'll wind up with thirty or forty names by the end of the day.
Look at it this way:
Think of how stupid the average person is and then
Look at it this way:
Think of how stupid the average person is and then
realize that half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin
That doesn't sound right...
Saturday night. We are having dinner.
Ava: "Well…you know what they say: "When in Rome...Take off your pants".
Me: Wait, who the hell says that?
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