The weird thing is I don't learn about these "very special people" through the local news or websites, they always seem to come from the NY Daily News.
In any case allow me to present the contender for this week's winner...
Florida man arrested for driving around naked with electronic device attached to penis.
He was wearing a wire.
A Florida man has been charged with showing off his charged-up penis around a Boynton Beach neighborhood to at least one alarmed resident.
Slowly cruising down the street in his car, a report from the Boynton Beach Police Department says Kurt Allen Jenkins "gestured at the victim to look down towards his groin area, where the victim observed an electronic device with wires attached to Jenkins penis."
Jenkins allegedly propositioned the victim, prompting the call to authorities.
When police responded, the 56-year-old apparently refused to comply with their orders. Accordingly, the cops had to force him to the ground to make the arrest.
The sex-crazed cyborg was caught just a three-minute drive away from Citrus Cove Elementary. He faces charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs and resisting an officer without violence.
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