Wynwood Walls

Went to Wynwood Walls to look at the latest murals this weekend...

Then to lunch at Pride and Joy BBQ, I recommend the Brisket Cheesesteak, 

the burnt tips in Au jus with Texas Toast and the Deep Fried Oreos...

Thanksgiving Miami-Style...

The Meal...

Smoked Gouda with Fig Jam

Roast Turkey Breast with Cranberry Ginger Sauce

Mushrooms Sauteed in White Wine

Stuffing

House Salad with Vegetables Grown by Ava

Icebox Cake

The After Meal Entertainment...

Got Dictionary?

Confidential Documents...

I was waiting for something to come out of the copier when I glanced at our office shredder. I was thinking about the icons and realized that they are not as obvious 

as you think…

Look Out!

The Bible Has All the Answers.

Toddlers Will Not Fit in This Device.

No Children’s Thanksgiving Turkey Drawings Allowed.

Do Not Use This Device to Cut Your Hair.

Do not Empty Your Old Bong Water into This Device.

This Device Does Not Require Any Hairspray.

Opposing Views?

Back in the 80's there was an attempt to make models into movie stars. One particularly excellent example of this was Fair Game with Cindy Crawford...

And now for two very different takes on the same film from Netflix...

One Star:

I can think of so many bad things to say about this movie, but there really isn't enough room. Let's just say that Cindy Crawford's acting is the worst I have EVER seen. She maintains the same exact expression on her face at all times, whether she is awkwardly running from an explosion in tiny clothes or woodenly slobbering over her costar. 

Her mole shows more talent than she does, and deserves a line in the credits.

Five Stars:

Its amazing that Cindy Crawfords acting career didnt take off after this movie. There are shades of some of the greats: Meryl Streep, Glenn Close, Gena Rowlands, Shirley Maclaine, Ellen Burystn, or Sissy Spacek. The range of emotion on display here is exceptional. You really felt her pain and you really felt her fear. 

The scene after her apartment gets exploded and her cat dies... Man, you could tell that she was devastated. Also the chemistry between her and Billy Baldwin is electrifying. The sexual tension between the two leads was unbearable. The scene where they were kissing on the train made me explode...literally... in my pants. Theres a glimpse of Cindys side boob, which could have been a body double, but that still works for me. 5 stars.

I may not know art...

...but I know what I like...

We have it all!

I'm not sure what's going on here but I have noticed recently that whenever you read an article about some wacko doing something wacky, it inevitably turns out that it is happening here in Florida.

The weird thing is I don't learn about these "very special people" through the local news or websites, they always seem to come from the NY Daily News.

In any case allow me to present the contender for this week's winner...

Florida man arrested for driving around naked with electronic device attached to penis.

He was wearing a wire.

A Florida man has been charged with showing off his charged-up penis around a Boynton Beach neighborhood to at least one alarmed resident.

Slowly cruising down the street in his car, a report from the Boynton Beach Police Department says Kurt Allen Jenkins "gestured at the victim to look down towards his groin area, where the victim observed an electronic device with wires attached to Jenkins penis."

Jenkins allegedly propositioned the victim, prompting the call to authorities.

When police responded, the 56-year-old apparently refused to comply with their orders. Accordingly, the cops had to force him to the ground to make the arrest.

The sex-crazed cyborg was caught just a three-minute drive away from Citrus Cove Elementary. He faces charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs and resisting an officer without violence.